It’s as good as milkshake, and it’s hardly even a recipe.
In true Fizzle style this should be avocados, condensed milk and milk/water, all blended, but because I’m insanely lazy and sugar is more accessible since it’s not in a can, I went with that instead of the condensed milk. Milk quantity depends on your preferred thickness. Personally I’m more of a sludge fan so I go for minimal water content.
Aand there it’s all done. Too tired for anything else.
Got to clean up some puke today, change a crying toddler, spray a scarily large poisonous centipede to (near) death then sanitise its last known path, and that was in the first 10 minutes of school.
By the time I got home and was ready to make dessert, even the milk was too much effort. Avocado and sugar is kind of amazing just by itself though so that worked out fine.
Here’s what’s not fine: my workload is currently disproportionate to my cricket supply. It’s 6 whole days to the next test match, and even then we’re facing a substantial brown depletion. Which means the next test match of any meaning to me is not in 6 days, it’s in 13 days.
What am I supposed to do for thirteen days?
I could pack, because, moving and all. But I’m in no hurry to get it all done at once, although you know who is in a hurry?
My teeth. They started moving 3 weeks early.
There’s a teensy gap between my front teeth that was not present 7 days ago. I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to happen.
I really don’t get what’s so wise about these teeth when they don’t even know how to show up to their only job without pushing others out of the way. Not cool.
But Avocados do help.